Verse by Professor John Plinth

 

I write to decompress. 

It helps me deal with a life and death situation.

Porn also is  a comforter. 

I’ve quit smoking. 

Now it’s time to quit fat. 

You have quit smoking. 

Feel I need a shit.

Need a shit.

I need to explain something about my shitting.

It cropped up a fair bit in the Diaries. 

I’ll shit in the shower.

It’s the best place when you have severe constipation.

The warm water massages the sphincter. 

Besides, I love leaving the Africans a gift.

My gift to them.