His prose deals with immortality.
‘They call me the aging gracefully Keith Richards.’
Cough cough, hints of delusion again.
But it gets much better, or worse, depending on which way you look at it.
Last year I was working as the pandemic began.
Being a vital service, I was exempt from lockdown.
The entertaining officer in Bangkok provided me with the Youtube links.
Forget about David Icke, these videos went way into cuckoo land.
Gartland in real life is a cross between Oscar Wilde's Dorian Gray and the Greek god, Tithonus.
'I don’t think of death. Look at Sean Connery, he’s in his 90’s.’
And now he’s dead.
‘Because he wasn’t drinking Adrenochrome.’
What about it, addenchromosone?
‘No, it’s adrenochrome which is the blood that is harvested from kidnapped children.’
Go on.
He couldn’t.
According to an article in Men’s Health, ‘Adrenochrome is a chemical that’s a byproduct of adrenaline. That’s it. It turns out you don’t need to kidnap children and drain their blood. There are many trusted chemical suppliers, in fact—which we won't be linking to, sorry—that sell it.’
‘That can’t be right,’ said Gartland, when we were on talking terms, a brief window of a few months from May to June in 2020.
We all want to hang onto myths, they overshadow the truth with sexy facsimiles of it, supposedly.
Gartland said that he first came across adrenochrome when reading Fear & Loathing in Vegas.
And now he’s dead.
‘Because he wasn’t drinking Adrenochrome.’
What about it, addenchromosone?
‘No, it’s adrenochrome which is the blood that is harvested from kidnapped children.’
Go on.
He couldn’t.
According to an article in Men’s Health, ‘Adrenochrome is a chemical that’s a byproduct of adrenaline. That’s it. It turns out you don’t need to kidnap children and drain their blood. There are many trusted chemical suppliers, in fact—which we won't be linking to, sorry—that sell it.’
‘That can’t be right,’ said Gartland, when we were on talking terms, a brief window of a few months from May to June in 2020.
We all want to hang onto myths, they overshadow the truth with sexy facsimiles of it, supposedly.
Gartland said that he first came across adrenochrome when reading Fear & Loathing in Vegas.
'I remembered how Hunter's attorney says adrenochrome “makes pure mescaline seem like ginger beer." That's when I knew I had to try that shit. '
So it makes sense why Gartland would clutch at fictitious straws.
‘They are all using, even the monarchy.’
Gartland wanted to get his hands on it.
‘They are all using, even the monarchy.’
Gartland wanted to get his hands on it.
He wanted to be an immortal after all but couldn't afford an Mc Expresso, let alone a vial of adrenochrome that goes for US5000 a milligram.
This explains why he started grooming me.
‘So I can get some raw cash and some adrenochrome at the Star of Love.’
They sold morphine there too, just the right drug for a poet. But I’ve never seen anything come close to Coleridge’s Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
‘Oh, so you have read poetry?’
I play dumb, dog, but I don’t stay dumb.
The only thing Gartland will be is immortally broke. So stop writing about programs that create the perfect novel, or about conmen who cheat bar girls, and start teaching English.
It’s your only way out of a sinking ship.
‘Dear Diary, Adrenochrome isn’t an operating system on Amazon. I’m afraid it’s the shit. It does nothing for me. If anything, my piles are worse, my back is playing up and I can’t get up even after taking five Viagras. But I suspect paranoia is creeping in and schizophrenia has become a good friend of mine.’
This explains why he started grooming me.
‘So I can get some raw cash and some adrenochrome at the Star of Love.’
They sold morphine there too, just the right drug for a poet. But I’ve never seen anything come close to Coleridge’s Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
‘Oh, so you have read poetry?’
I play dumb, dog, but I don’t stay dumb.
The only thing Gartland will be is immortally broke. So stop writing about programs that create the perfect novel, or about conmen who cheat bar girls, and start teaching English.
It’s your only way out of a sinking ship.
‘Dear Diary, Adrenochrome isn’t an operating system on Amazon. I’m afraid it’s the shit. It does nothing for me. If anything, my piles are worse, my back is playing up and I can’t get up even after taking five Viagras. But I suspect paranoia is creeping in and schizophrenia has become a good friend of mine.’
I'd say Gartland was sold the fake Chinese shit. 555555555! ( the dog's sign on or off signature, meaning five, or ha in Thai language, what an imbecile.)
