No one comes out alive.
Gartland learned mind control at Langley.
'I was recruited to distribute L.S.D to the hippy community.'
What he meant was, 'I was part of Operation Fry The Commies and Anarchists.'
Made perfect sense.
The only brain fried was his.
'I'm fried,' is a favorite refrain of Gartland's.
It means I'm fucking fried.