I've had my ups and downs on the first week of using Duromine.
On the first night I wanked for about eight hours.
Alright, slight exaggeration.
Maybe it was for twenty minutes and maybe I didn’t even wank.
Okay, I'll rephrase that, I DID NOT WANK.
AND IF I DID, that soon stopped too.
It’s very hard to keep a hard-on on it.
You really need help from either Cialis, Viagra, or a whore who does great blow jobs.
Since taking the pill, three weeks into it, I watch my diet. I only eat salads and vegetables.
I’ve stopped raiding the fridge late at night.
I know, sounds ideal.
I’ll tell you anything to make me look good.
Ups and down on Duromine, wank, Cialis, do you know how fucking funny you are? With a world class editor like me, I could make you the next Frank McCourt. -- John Gartland, Chief Editor of Lizardville Productions.
