INT. PELICAN PARK - DAY
Doug, the seasoned squatter, shares his wisdom with the group.
DOUG
(grinning)
You know, I've avoided tax returns for the last ten years. The council knows me well - been squatting on Pelican Park for that long.
The group listens intently as Doug explains his tactics.
DOUG
(continuing)
Every time they give me a fine, it's in the wrong name. They know me as Doug, but that's just a nickname. So I give them my last name, and still, the fine isn't in my full name.
Doug chuckles, shrugging off any potential consequences.
DOUG
(final thought)
And if all else fails, well... fuck 'em.
The group laughs, appreciating Doug's experience and resourcefulness in the face of authority.
