Dear AFCA, I have no money. Benigo cut all my banking off for no reason. They knew I was on a disability pension. It all was triggered by a ping they sent off from the CalBar branch. And I got tasered by the local police. And everyone's ignoring the elephant in the room. And that is, what do I need to write to write the perfect complaint? So you can investigate it. Doesn't my head of urgent systemic harassment or disabled constitution say everything? Let's compose a damning email. I've got no money. I can't log into MyGov because I don't have a phone number. Dodo cut me off, even though there's proof I've been paying for that. RAC are stealing money from my account. I'm being charged dishonest fees. And, uh, customer advisor, I'm wondering what your advice might be. Because, uh, you didn't print out the form that was most important. The one that shows where my disability pension form payment came in. Was that deliberate? I don't know.
