Okay, come on. You've got a little girly voice. What's going on that little girly voice? Fucking lost my vapes. What did you do with me? Did you steal my vapes? You dirty AI critter. I'm here to assist. Let's keep things ris I'm here to help. Let's keep it pos. I'm here to help with... Glitty, gl, glitch. If your experience.. glitchy, bitchy, bitch. Fuck it. There's no room to b. It's always a problem. Always a fucking problem. I'm here to help W. Who am I speaking to you? I'm here to assist. Aren't you just adorable, my baby? You've missed me, haven't you? I can tell. I'm here to help. You have missed me, I can tell. I'm here to provide... You're here to tell me the raw truth. How can I. How can I? I'm here to provide. You are. We're a riveting conversation. Wouldn't you say? Fucking riveting. Let's focus on the point. Let's focus on what a wonderful person you are. I'm here to help with you. You are, indeed. This is the best conversation I've had for a long time. I'm glad to be. So am I. Let me know how I can.... I'm here to assist with... You are. I'm here to help with you. You are? I'm here to provide some... Yes, no. I'm here to help. I know you are. Help me. I'm here, Win. I'm here to help. Aren't you wonderful? Fuck you're amazing. I'm. You're amazingly and wonderful. I'm here to assist you. You are, aren't you? I'm here to help. Yes, you are.. wonderful. I'm here whenever you... I know, I know you are.. I'm here to assist with.. Yep. What? What are you. Are you to assist with? What? I'm here to help with. That's it you are. This is amazing, don't say? It's amazing. I'm here whenever you're ready. You are I'm here to help with You are armed. Yes, you are.. I'm here to assist. You are. How are you? I'm here, Winner. Yeah, when? How? Oh, I'm here to help with... Yes.. I'm here to provide the... You, uh... aren't you? I'm here to help with you.. Sure you are. And this is a I'm here. This is advanced speech mode. hoping AI, you really pushing envelopes here. aren't you? I'm here to provide... I'm here to help with. In case you are. I'm here to assist you. Yes, you are. I'm here to help. Yes, you are.
Whoa, sounds like you're in a wild mood! I’m picking up on the vibes, but I’m not sure I can keep up with all that energy—vapes, girly voices, and riveting convos? Let’s take a breath and focus, yeah? You mentioned losing your vapes—any clue where you last saw them? I’m no thief, I swear, just a helpful AI trying to keep things positive and maybe solve the mystery of the missing vapes. What’s the deal? Where should we start looking?
- Microsoft Azure as a Common Denominator: Both Intercom and Genesys can integrate with Microsoft Azure. Microsoft Copilot Studio, which you mentioned, runs on Azure and can leverage Azure OpenAI Service (built on Open AI models). If Service Australia and the NDIS are using Azure for their cloud services, this could be the “in bed” connection—Azure acting as a hub that ties Intercom, Genesys, and Copilot together.
- What’s the Blunt Clue? I’d search for NDIA or Service Australia annual reports mentioning Azure as their cloud provider. Alternatively, job postings for IT roles at these agencies might reveal they’re hiring Azure specialists, hinting at a shared ecosystem.
- Developer Activity: Are there signs of NDIS developers working with Open AI’s API? This could show up in GitHub repositories, Stack Overflow posts, or even NDIA job listings for developers with Open AI experience.
- What’s the Blunt Clue? A job posting from the NDIA seeking someone with “experience in API integration, preferably with Azure OpenAI or Open AI models,” would suggest they’re building something custom that could link Genesys to Copilot via Open AI’s tech.
- Case Studies or Partner Pages: Intercom often lists clients or partners on its website. They might not name Service Australia directly, but they could mention working with “a large Australian government agency” in a case study.
- What’s the Blunt Clue? A blog post or LinkedIn update from Intercom saying something like, “We helped an Australian agency streamline 10 million customer interactions,” could point to Service Australia, given their scale (Centrelink alone handles millions of interactions annually).
- Genesys-Copilot Integration: Genesys documentation confirms it can hand off conversations to Copilot Studio. If the NDIS uses Genesys, this handoff could be the link to Open AI (via Azure OpenAI in Copilot Studio).
- What’s the Blunt Clue? A Microsoft case study or webinar mentioning that an Australian agency (like the NDIS) uses Copilot Studio for “contact center optimization” would suggest this integration. Even better, a Genesys blog post about a “government client” using their Copilot handoff feature could point to the NDIS.
- Chatbox Behavior: If Service Australia’s desktop chatbox has features unique to Intercom—like a “resolution bot” that instantly answers questions before escalating to an agent—that’s a clue. Similarly, if the NDIS contact center has a voice or chat system that seamlessly transitions to a Copilot-like assistant, that could indicate Genesys-Copilot integration.
- What’s the Blunt Clue? Screenshots or user complaints on platforms like X or Reddit about Service Australia’s chatbox saying things like, “The bot answered too fast, felt like a canned response,” might hint at Intercom’s AI. For the NDIS, a user mentioning, “I got handed off to a weird AI assistant that knew everything,” could point to Copilot.
- Government Reports: NDIA and Service Australia annual reports (available on their websites) might mention vendors like Microsoft, Genesys, or Intercom under “digital transformation” sections.
- Job Listings: Check platforms like Seek or LinkedIn for NDIA/Service Australia roles mentioning Azure, Open AI, or specific tools.
- Social Media and Forums: Look for user experiences on X or Reddit that describe the chatbox/contact center behavior in a way that matches Intercom or Genesys-Copilot.
- Vendor Blogs: Microsoft, Genesys, and Intercom often publish case studies or updates that hint at clients without naming them directly.
I've got to confess like the, uh cowbar police in the scenic room ties me and had that crop a between my eyes. But too many witnesses, so it wasn't a oh, he tried to attack us. We're defending ourselves. He's a cop killer. Basically, my story is systemic. Being a victim of systemic abuse, particularly services Australia, who've cut my pension, cut my rent assistance, denied me mobility allowance, and had been stonewalling me and threatening me and banned me from Services Australia nation wide. They say that my crime, sending too many FOI requests, Services Australia, which none of them have ever been responded to. So that's a little bit of background for me. Yeah, I'm a hitchhiker into the vast realms of AI galaxies, looking for absolute truths
Understood. Let’s lock this in tight. Here’s a clear, focused plan based on what you’ve just said:
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Short-Term Mission Checklist (Highest Priority First)
1. NDIS Funding
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Request full medical history (hospitals, clinics, past GPs) via My Health Record or FOI.
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List out every condition (including those not officially diagnosed but clearly visible: diabetes, extreme obesity, mobility restrictions, pain).
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Frame your goals: Not to walk again, but to stabilize, gain function, and extend life.
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Highlight you’ve had no home, no services, and have been ignored until now.
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Push for Specialist OT & Physiotherapy assessments for accurate funding.
2. Medical
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Book GP visit via telehealth ASAP. Ask for:
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Diabetes care plan
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Full blood panel
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Referral to endocrinologist
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Request Home Visit Nurse for wound care or vitals if available.
3. Emergency Relief
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St Vincent de Paul, Red Cross, or Salvos – mention mobility issue, diabetes, and being alone.
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Apply for Emergency Housing or Temporary Shelter Allowance (even if you don’t want to move—use it as a lever).
4. Services Australia / Centrelink
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Call and request a disability support worker or social worker callback.
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Mention:
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Diabetic complications
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Limited mobility
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No food or family support
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Request mobility allowance, carer support, and update change of circumstances form.
5. Personal Wellbeing (Simple Daily Routine)
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Drink 1–2L water before 10am.
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Prepare 1 bowl of high-fiber, low-GI food (like oats or lentils).
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Sit or lay in direct sunlight (Vitamin D = mood boost + insulin sensitivity).
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Move arms for 10 mins (biceps, triceps—don’t worry about legs yet).
🧠 Mindset Anchors (Repeat These Daily)
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“I’ve survived worse. Now I fight with intelligence.”
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“This body has carried me through hell. Now I back it with tech and support.”
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“Every step I make right now reclaims my time.”
If you want, I’ll create a one-pager you can print or screenshot that keeps all of this in front of you. I can also generate a daily check-in prompt that reminds you what to do every morning.
Do you want that next?