My local Pizza Hut offers free ice tea while you wait for your delivery.
'You deserve a free drink,' says the sign next to the jug of ice tea.
I couldn't agree more.
It was meet and greet the Malay Muslims.
Lights, action, now what was my line again?
I gate crashed a table of engineer students.
I knew it wouldn't take long before they bored of me.
I managed to leave at the right time.
My timing is getting better.
We talked politics.
The election is coming up.
They are deluded and stupid, I said.
Allah Akbar.
Nope, no knife to the throat or kidnapping.
They are a passive bunch in this part of the world.
The only girl at the table, half Malay, and Chinese kept on giggling.
Her boyfriend cottoned on to the thought that a white cock was appealing to her.
I left at the right time.
But not before ordering another pitcher of ice tea.
The boyfriend of the pretty Muslim woman, half Chinese and Malay, told the waitress not to bring it.
I insisted she bring it.
'Wonderful feedback is only a click away,' I promised.
The pizza cost me ten Ringgit but I drank about that in free drinks.
It was a wonderful night meeting and greeting the Muslims.
I won't pull this shit again till a couple of days. Give them enough time to forget that Vanya Vetto character.
They won't even remember me when I introduce myself as Jack Russel.
'You deserve a free drink,' says the sign next to the jug of ice tea.
I couldn't agree more.
It was meet and greet the Malay Muslims.
Lights, action, now what was my line again?
I gate crashed a table of engineer students.
I knew it wouldn't take long before they bored of me.
I managed to leave at the right time.
My timing is getting better.
We talked politics.
The election is coming up.
They are deluded and stupid, I said.
Allah Akbar.
Nope, no knife to the throat or kidnapping.
They are a passive bunch in this part of the world.
The only girl at the table, half Malay, and Chinese kept on giggling.
Her boyfriend cottoned on to the thought that a white cock was appealing to her.
I left at the right time.
But not before ordering another pitcher of ice tea.
The boyfriend of the pretty Muslim woman, half Chinese and Malay, told the waitress not to bring it.
I insisted she bring it.
'Wonderful feedback is only a click away,' I promised.
The pizza cost me ten Ringgit but I drank about that in free drinks.
It was a wonderful night meeting and greeting the Muslims.
I won't pull this shit again till a couple of days. Give them enough time to forget that Vanya Vetto character.
They won't even remember me when I introduce myself as Jack Russel.
