I'm going to write this up without getting an anxiety attack.
The thought of a beheading always gets my anxiety juices pumping.
'They could be a sleeper cell.'
What, the Philipino working at that hotel down the road?
'You never know. He could be sympathetic to their cause. He could be spying and feeding them information."
What kinda information?
'Information like you blogging on the subject.'
He says we just can't ever know.
'They kidnap people then take them to the island of Jolo or Sulu.'
So this shit happens?
'Happens more than it should.'
What about that Super Ferry that went down in Manila in 2004, causing the loss of one hundred plus lives?
'It was them.'
Why are they fighting?
'They want their land back.'
But can't they just buy it back like normal people do?
'They have the money to do it. Ransoming brings in big money.'
So are they Sunni, being funded by Saudi Arabia?
'Who knows, but Victor Bout use to supply them weapons.'
Oh, Victor Bout from Lord of War.
'They make money from gun smuggling, kidnapping, drugs, and human body parts.'
And have they been around for a while?
'On 23 July 2014, Abu Sayyaf leader Isnilon Hapilon swore an oath of loyalty to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of ISIL.[7] In September 2014, the group began kidnapping people to ransom, in the name of ISIL.'
Man, you just plagiarised that from Wikipedia.
'Doesn't matter where I got it from, but this is just serious shit worth considering if you ever visit the northern tip of Sahab or decide to visit Mindanao in the Philipines.'
No anxiety attack on this story. But I won't be checking into that hotel with the Philipino receptionist. He could be a spy, setting up a kidnapping of a middle-aged fat white guy.
The thought of a beheading always gets my anxiety juices pumping.
'They could be a sleeper cell.'
What, the Philipino working at that hotel down the road?
'You never know. He could be sympathetic to their cause. He could be spying and feeding them information."
What kinda information?
'Information like you blogging on the subject.'
He says we just can't ever know.
'They kidnap people then take them to the island of Jolo or Sulu.'
So this shit happens?
'Happens more than it should.'
What about that Super Ferry that went down in Manila in 2004, causing the loss of one hundred plus lives?
'It was them.'
Why are they fighting?
'They want their land back.'
But can't they just buy it back like normal people do?
'They have the money to do it. Ransoming brings in big money.'
So are they Sunni, being funded by Saudi Arabia?
'Who knows, but Victor Bout use to supply them weapons.'
Oh, Victor Bout from Lord of War.
'They make money from gun smuggling, kidnapping, drugs, and human body parts.'
And have they been around for a while?
'On 23 July 2014, Abu Sayyaf leader Isnilon Hapilon swore an oath of loyalty to Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of ISIL.[7] In September 2014, the group began kidnapping people to ransom, in the name of ISIL.'
Man, you just plagiarised that from Wikipedia.
'Doesn't matter where I got it from, but this is just serious shit worth considering if you ever visit the northern tip of Sahab or decide to visit Mindanao in the Philipines.'
No anxiety attack on this story. But I won't be checking into that hotel with the Philipino receptionist. He could be a spy, setting up a kidnapping of a middle-aged fat white guy.
