Everyone is the big boss.
Hi boss.
Hi boss.
Everyone is my boss.
But I'm the big boss.
It works at certain locations.
Don't try it on some surly Muslim from Indonesia who wants us all praising Allah.
It just won't work.
I'm onto my second coffee.
The joints are still aching but seem manageable.
Cindy is the big boss.
No, she says.
There's always someone who is bigger.
That little bitch roaming the tables is the big boss.
Man, for a cat, it has a set of lungs.
It's cruising the table for scraps.
Its teats are almost ready for milking.
Kittens on the way.
Don't fuck with the big boss.
As far as cats go, this one is tolerable.
The dog came to visit me.
Out of all the human faces, it recognized me.
I have that distinct smell.
After patting it for a while, Abdul shooed it away.
I had to wash my hand with soap.
It stunk.
I'm glad I'm not totally forgotten.
Once I move hotels I move headquarters.
There's never going back.That's only courting trouble.
Let 'em all think I've moved on.
Works all the fucking time.
Hi boss.
Hi boss.
Everyone is my boss.
But I'm the big boss.
It works at certain locations.
Don't try it on some surly Muslim from Indonesia who wants us all praising Allah.
It just won't work.
I'm onto my second coffee.
The joints are still aching but seem manageable.
Cindy is the big boss.
No, she says.
There's always someone who is bigger.
That little bitch roaming the tables is the big boss.
Man, for a cat, it has a set of lungs.
It's cruising the table for scraps.
Its teats are almost ready for milking.
Kittens on the way.
Don't fuck with the big boss.
As far as cats go, this one is tolerable.
The dog came to visit me.
Out of all the human faces, it recognized me.
I have that distinct smell.
After patting it for a while, Abdul shooed it away.
I had to wash my hand with soap.
It stunk.
I'm glad I'm not totally forgotten.
Once I move hotels I move headquarters.
There's never going back.That's only courting trouble.
Let 'em all think I've moved on.
Works all the fucking time.
