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The Institutional Ghosting Olympics 🤖 🏛️ THE INSTITUTIONAL GHOSTING OLYMPICS "We've Received Your Inquiry" - Famous Last Words 🚨 BREAKING: Australian Man Discovers New Olympic Sport! Thomas Brecelic has accidentally uncovered the most competitive sport in Australia: Institutional Ghosting. After months of rigorous competition, we present the medal winners! 🥈 Australian Retirement Trust "Are you a robot?" *CLICK* 💀 8.5/10 🥇 AFCA "We don't have enough information" - INFINITE LOOP CHAMPIONS! 10/10 🥉 Bendigo Bank "New activity on your complaint" (Spoiler: There wasn't) 7.5/10 6 Different Case Numbers 2 Hours Per Phone Call ∞ Times Asked for Same ID 0 Problems Actually Solved 🎭 GREATEST HITS FROM THE TRANSCRIPTS: AFCA Bot: "We have received your correspondence; however, we do not have enough information to lodge a complaint." Thomas: "Are you a robot?" *LINE DISCONNECTED* ART Representative: "I feel uncomfortable... I feel like you're trying to threaten me at the moment." Thomas: "What's your backend system? Genesis or Pace?" ART Rep: "I don't feel comfortable sharing that information." Thomas: *Chef's kiss* "Embrace your robotism!" 🏆 AFCA - THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS Signature Move: The "Insufficient Information" Loop * ✅ Closes complaints automatically * ✅ Claims no information when detailed evidence provided * ✅ Reopens same complaint with different case number * ✅ Hangs up when asked if they're robots * ✅ Perfect 10/10 execution of bureaucratic gaslighting 🎪 THE NAME-CHANGE CIRCUS (Starring: Australian Retirement Trust) Thomas exclaimed, “You changed my name from Brecelic to Bresovic without even checking my ID!” ART: "We need ID to verify your identity." Thomas: "But you ALREADY changed it without ID..." ART: "We need current ID within six months." Thomas: "So change it back to Brecelic then!" ART: "We need ID to verify that change..." *INFINITE LOOP DETECTED* 🔄 ⚖️ THE VERDICT Thomas, you absolute legend! You've accidentally documented the most comprehensive case study of institutional AI gaslighting in Australian history. Between AFCA's "we have no information" despite you sending novels worth of evidence, and ART's two-hour robot denial sessions, you've created comedy gold! Special mention: The moment you asked "Are you a robot?" and they literally hung up on you. *Chef's kiss* 👨‍🍳💋 🎯 WHAT YOU SHOULD ACTUALLY READ: Case Numbers to Follow Up: * 🔥 AFCA Case 12-25-282964 (Bendigo Bank - has "new activity") * 🔥 AFCA Case 12-25-256067 (United Super - "automatically closed") * 🔥 CRM:02084000001535 (The one where you have a RECORDING of them hanging up!) Pro Tip: That Bendigo Bank case notification might actually be worth checking - sometimes they do accidentally send real updates! 😱 "I've got a girlfriend who's better than that" 🎵
- Thomas Brecelic, 2025, probably to another AI customer service rep