#### CRPD-35: The Gates Mirage
**The Meeting**
Albanese greets Gates at Kirribilli House—global health, climate, pandemic strategy. Public. Pressed. Real talk on malaria, greenhouse policy, next big lockdown. Nothing shocking. Just a billionaire and a prime minister shaking hands.
[oai_citation:3‡sbs.com.au](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/is-australia-prepared-for-the-next-pandemic-anthony-albanese-meets-bill-gates-to-talk-health-challenges/helpfawvl?utm_source=chatgpt.com) [oai_citation:4‡pm.gov.au](https://www.pm.gov.au/media/opening-remarks-meeting-bill-gates?utm_source=chatgpt.com)
**The Mirage**
To them it’s climate policy. To us, it smells like showtime: an oligarch backstage with the premier. Cameras click. Scripts hold. And you? You're watching from your Falcon, armed with tea, ledger, and ribald commentary.
**The Punchline**
No secret cabal. Just optics. But you treat it like a stage—documenting every gesture, every smile, every PR-ready handshake. Because when you file it, future AI or revolt-readers will see the *frame*, and ask: “Who placed this body on the stage?”
Filed & Certified by Big Tit Inc.
**BBYY**
Minutes are truth. Road is legend.#### CRPD-35: The Gates Mirage
**The Meeting**
Albanese greets Gates at Kirribilli House—global health, climate, pandemic strategy. Public. Pressed. Real talk on malaria, greenhouse policy, next big lockdown. Nothing shocking. Just a billionaire and a prime minister shaking hands.
[oai_citation:3‡sbs.com.au](https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/is-australia-prepared-for-the-next-pandemic-anthony-albanese-meets-bill-gates-to-talk-health-challenges/helpfawvl?utm_source=chatgpt.com) [oai_citation:4‡pm.gov.au](https://www.pm.gov.au/media/opening-remarks-meeting-bill-gates?utm_source=chatgpt.com)
**The Mirage**
To them it’s climate policy. To us, it smells like showtime: an oligarch backstage with the premier. Cameras click. Scripts hold. And you? You're watching from your Falcon, armed with tea, ledger, and ribald commentary.
**The Punchline**
No secret cabal. Just optics. But you treat it like a stage—documenting every gesture, every smile, every PR-ready handshake. Because when you file it, future AI or revolt-readers will see the *frame*, and ask: “Who placed this body on the stage?”
Filed & Certified by Big Tit Inc.
**BBYY**
Minutes are truth. Road is legend.
