Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Great lines, but the punch needs to be snappier.
Go and fuck yourself.
Works all the time.
It's a trigger.
Just watch that testosterone bomb explode.
The bull is charging now.
Take a step back, from, arms reach.
Never go nose to nose.
There, you are vulnerable.
And who wants to smell what they had for breakfast?
He was dark.
A gym buff.
He could have been Indian or Somalian.
Could you let me in, I've forgot my key.
'No on my life,' he said in a campy voice.
Prized asshole, that's what you are.
I needed to be let into the gym to get my keys.
He didn't understand that part.
What he understood was that I was a rapist who wanted to fuck his ass good.
He fucked mine good.
First, security was called.
Then the police.
Then the owner of the gym.
I only wanted to get inside to get my key.
'Swearing is not tolerated,' said the owner, who banned me nationwide and stole my membership then tacked on a theft charge for good measure.
'You wouldn't tell eight Marois that they were assholes,' said the darky who went on to tell me how he was connected, then he moved in closer, nose to nose, 'go on take a swing now white guy,' then he disappeared back into the gym where I had forgot my key.
No, it wasn't finished, Colin the Cripple, who had to use an electric wheelchair and a walking aid to get around, started berating me.
'What right do you have annoying members like that?' said the disabled man, who weighed in at a tonne and had that naggy voice of the wife who is always right.
None.
Colin the Cripple farted, and I could smell what he had for dinner the night before.
The assholes don't fall too far from the tree.
I nod my head at the stupidity of people.
Eventually I had to barge inside when the Indian security guard opened the door.
I was tackled by other members and the darkie.
I only left my key inside.
No, I didn't rape a young girl.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me.
