“You noticed our remarkable maze when you arrived. Did you identify its source of inspiration? It is uniquely modelled on the human digestive system. There are kilometres of walkways in there, with a further ceremonial folly at its core, a temple to Persephone, whose mythical abduction by the King of Hell was…”
I see Gartland is hard at work on his mythical novel.
I've just been shat out of the maze.
It was a slippery discharge.
Luckily, like with his writing, his rear-end was very loose.
'I am going to fuck you over,' said the Gartland.
He was into calling his Canadian buddies who loathed him.
'Remember that loser, who never paid you back the loan almost thirty years ago.'
Some did, others wanted to forget.
'Drop it, Gartland, no one wins against this soi dog. He's an untouchable for a very good reason.'
I have nothing to lose, that's all.
'And everything to fucking gain.'
Was that my muse speaking again?
