Her name was Coco Suay.
Two beautiful coconuts, actually.
I found her on Instagram.
Don't we all find them on Instagram?
Actually, I saw her sucking off 'The Stud' on Pornhub.
John, this was your ticket out of poverty.
'My name is Shlong and I have a big Dong.'
I remember that line from Gravitas.
If it was true, I think the greek gods have just answered your prayer.
Close by the sigh of breakers a dog lies panting on the beach. As wind chimes jangle in the heat.
That could be you, soon Leslie.
We just need to raise the funds to get you to Pattaya.
Coco Suay is for hire.
An hour length feature on the Poet Stud, with Two Coconuts sucking you off and titty fucking you, should launch you into the Porn Stratosphere.