'I prefer Evil Knievel,' said Robert Craig Knievel.
'What kind of fucked up name is that anyway,' said Max.
Evil just did a Buzz Aldrin and hooked Max with his right hand.
'The fucker,' said Max, who was almost crying from the slap across the face.
'Now Gartland is next,' said Evil, 'he even tried to fuck me over in the '70s when he was traveling around Idaho as a grubby backpacker.'
Did he have lice in his hair, I asked.
'Yes, and fucking fungus under his foreskin, that was his show time joke, about the prized Famunder Cheeze he'd enter on Easter Show, the grubby cunt.'
Gartland has a girlfriend half his age for one reason, he has a pension that can comfort her fall.
She's looking for another guy.
And when I get my payout, we can elope.
'Why wait for a payout,' said Max, 'here,' and he handed me an open check.
'And you know the pilots will take you anywhere you want, no need for passports where we go.'
Sounded just like Back to the Future, I was honored again.
'And she isn't half tight,' said Max, who had already paid Gartland's wife a visit in Bangkok only recently.
Tasty?
'It should be, never been fucked by Gartland, who hasn't got it up for over a decade now.'
'What kind of fucked up name is that anyway,' said Max.
Evil just did a Buzz Aldrin and hooked Max with his right hand.
'The fucker,' said Max, who was almost crying from the slap across the face.
'Now Gartland is next,' said Evil, 'he even tried to fuck me over in the '70s when he was traveling around Idaho as a grubby backpacker.'
Did he have lice in his hair, I asked.
'Yes, and fucking fungus under his foreskin, that was his show time joke, about the prized Famunder Cheeze he'd enter on Easter Show, the grubby cunt.'
Gartland has a girlfriend half his age for one reason, he has a pension that can comfort her fall.
She's looking for another guy.
And when I get my payout, we can elope.
'Why wait for a payout,' said Max, 'here,' and he handed me an open check.
'And you know the pilots will take you anywhere you want, no need for passports where we go.'
Sounded just like Back to the Future, I was honored again.
'And she isn't half tight,' said Max, who had already paid Gartland's wife a visit in Bangkok only recently.
Tasty?
'It should be, never been fucked by Gartland, who hasn't got it up for over a decade now.'
