John Howard needed to soften his image, known as tough on borders by sending boats back.
He did this by accepting 10 000 refugees from Sudan.
There was hope, among the white elite, that some of these immigrants would take up track and field.
'Fuck that for a joke,' said Jeffro.
He was the first batch from Africa.
'Then we invited our families and extended families and made a fucking killing at it too.'
Dodgy Africans, it was in their DNA.
Drug running, people smuggling and whoring, are the main talents of the black race.
Refugees were coming in hard and strong until Covid.
'Enough of this fucking shit,' said the architect of Operation Integrate Africans, 'they are lazy cunts and haven't produced one gold medalist for Australia in the Olympics.'
They don't need to outsprint anyone, I said.
'So long as the government hands them a living, they'll do what they do best, fucking and getting fucked up on drugs.'
At least the African Americans were patriotic enough to put their back into it.
Not with the Australian Africans.
'We only fuck white chicks,' said James, another African refugee, 'and if I see a white guy trying to fuck my white bitches, I'll fucking knife them in the back and watch them bleed.'
Bob Geldof, the guy deserves to be sent to Tanzania and fucked up the ass by a big black dong.
'What makes you think I don't do that already?' asked Sir Bob Poo Pusher.