Zisi Emporium for B Grade Movies

Have you ever wondered who is the man behind the B grade movie reviews?

I certainly have. 

He's passed 1500 reviews. 

Boy, he's watched more movies than most people have in a lifetime. 

Though we know that statement is not true, it rang with truth.

Christopher Zisi is a telly tub baby. 

His baby sitter was the television.

I traveled from Melbourne to Ballarat alone as a seven-year-old.

I had my lollies and the latest copy of The Phantom.

Give me vampires any day. 

Even in black and white, they got the horror juices right up there.

Nightmares would always follow. 

Can't say The Phantom ever did that to me.

Now we can't travel. 

Four years time, maybe.

'It's a fucking con. The biggest one since the great depression.' 

The great depression was man-made.

'And so is Covid, made in the fucking laboratories of Wuhan.' 

Christopher travels a lot.

It's no sweat for him to drive his car from Virginia to Topeka in Kansas.

'Not seen anyone sick, dying, crying, 'I can't breathe.' 

So covid is bullshit?

'You fucking bet it is.' 

I'm told that Trump's wall is the only thing that covid is scared of.

'Fucking oath. The democrats damned that wall from the first day the first brick was laid.' 

So they are very pro-cartels then?

'It's looking that way. An open border is an open invitation to the drug cartels and terrorists to fuck up our country.'

And fuck it up they will, look what the crack epidemic did.

'It's proving less lucrative than the covid vaccinations, a bonanza for the Big Pharma who have been given a license to use us as lab rats.'

I've had a fictitious conversation with myself. 

But for the real McCoy interview, take a cruise to this link.