'Catch a thief or terrorist, all you need to do is press, 'Report Law Breakers.'
This is one game I had to play.
It was outfitted on the entertainment console of every bike in every gym around the world.
Gamers were getting aware or woke.
'Woke to the fucking mindless violence.'
That's right Max.
I pressed 'Report Lawbreakers' and a pimp, trying to sell his youngest sister was swarmed on by the police and given a hell of a belting.
'I was only shopping with my little sister,' said the offender who was belted to pulp.
More like displaying your wares, I wrote in the mandatory field which got me a bonus of 100 points, to be used randomly, on any place in the world that Live Sports Feeds Inc. covered.
They covered the world.
They used Starlink, Elon Musk's web of satellites that gave hight definition feeds anywhere that zoomed in and out.
Musk bragged it was even better than the US military spy satellites.
'So good,' he said, 'that if you were zooming in on a lady in a bikini on the beach, from 50 000 miles up you could see her pubic hair.'
Promising, I said to Max.
'A must for future espionage,' he added.
He wanted to perve on the chicks at the beach too.
CNN reported that President Trump owned Live Sports, which was hog shit, it was Biden who owned. If he couldn't outwardly be a racist, which he use to be before he got Obama into power, then he'd express it in the scenic bike routes, where everyone of color could get a beating for no reason.
'Did you know that if you put an apostrophe between o and b, that makes O' Bama Irish?'
'You need to capitalize the B,' said Trump, who easily won the debate against Biden.
So why the fuck didn't he win the election?
'Because we got the Russians to send in 'dead' votes,' said Biden, who said he wasn't going to incriminate himself anymore.
Donald couldn't defend himself anymore.
Facebook and Twitter and Google just banned him.
'Not true,' said Biden, 'I saw him post a video of himself crying moments before I sent in my riot guys. Yep, the same ones that killed five people on Capitol Hill. Haha, and to think the public bought it hook line sinker.'