The dirty dog yelped.
'Didn't you read that piece on me on Cumming's website?'
Nothing there sir.
'But it has to be, I've got a Ph.D. in Shakespeare studies.'
Who the fuck is Shakespeare?
'Fucking retards everywhere...'
'Just feed the monkey more peanuts,' said Max.
It was quite obvious he was a snitch and would sell his grandmother out for a quick financial gain.
'I tried that, but she was beyond her expiry date.'
Jodric Plinth had been behind every bombing in Asia.
His connections to the IRA were impeccable.
'Deny, deny, now where is my lawyer.'
Max started punching into him.
Max didn't like this guy one bit.
I reminded Plinth that he was in Dublin three years ago, looking after his sister.
'But the Home Office says you don't have a sister?'
Plinth was caving in on his meth-stained lies.
'Never touched the stuff,' he said.
Not what our records say.
Lek, the owner of the Star of Love started yelling and wanted blood.
'You owe me 100 000 baht, you pay now or I contact immigration.'
We are immigration, I said to Lex, thanking her for presenting the IOU tab.
'So you like them young and fresh from the village?' asked Max.
And you get them addicted to meth so you can do what you want with them?
Max got out his Magnum, it was all black and shiny, and whacked Jodric with the butt of it.
'Mommy, I want my mommy.'
Your wife can't save you now, I said.
She appeared briefly in the room, separated by a sound proof window.
'Now get down on your knees and suck me off,' I said.
Which she did very well.
Not bad for a student of law.
You could tell where she got the cash to pay for her designer bags and tuition fee.
'Obviously not from that cockroach.'
Max was pacing the interrogation room inside the embassy.
Totally sealed off from the world.
'Waterboarding, perhaps,' I asked.
'I'l tell you everything.'
'Fucking coward.' Max spat in his face and gave him a backhander with the Magnum.
'Let him stew,' I said.
'Better still, we'll send him back to his little plot of cemetery real estate in Kular Lumper and hope that he gets the message: BE OUR EYES AND EARS.'
'I'll do anything for you, Master.'
'Now that's a better tone,' said Max.
He was our bitch now.
He could be relied upon to save his ass by telling the enemy our plans.
'That's why he is perfect,' said Max who lit up a Montecristo for himself and handed a crack pipe to Jodric.
'He'll be eating out of our hands soon,' I said, as I ejaculated into his wife's very accommodating mouth.
At the law faculty in Ramkumhang, she was called the Electrolux Vacuum Cleaner.
'She's hired then,' said Max, 'process her now.'