Max was fucking the twins on the stage.
Peter was embarrassed.
We were both thrown out of the club.
'Don't ever come back to Taiwan,' was the official message, as they put us onto the next flight to mainland China.
'Taiwanese are always like that,' said the official who stamped us in. 'You'll find China a bit more agreeable, despite our reputation for control, it's really quite a chaotic state that many of us are happy to exploit.'
'Was that the official or unofficial line,' asked Max.
'Take it or leave it,' said the official, 'but if you have been in Asia long enough, we are all one, led by the Mongolian bloodline that infiltrates all the Asian sex dens in Asia.'
I was liking China more and more.
'Just don't believe the Taiwanese hype,' said the official, 'and I think then we'll just get on fine.'
Peter was embarrassed.
We were both thrown out of the club.
'Don't ever come back to Taiwan,' was the official message, as they put us onto the next flight to mainland China.
'Taiwanese are always like that,' said the official who stamped us in. 'You'll find China a bit more agreeable, despite our reputation for control, it's really quite a chaotic state that many of us are happy to exploit.'
'Was that the official or unofficial line,' asked Max.
'Take it or leave it,' said the official, 'but if you have been in Asia long enough, we are all one, led by the Mongolian bloodline that infiltrates all the Asian sex dens in Asia.'
I was liking China more and more.
'Just don't believe the Taiwanese hype,' said the official, 'and I think then we'll just get on fine.'
