I lost count of the places we got kicked out of because of Max's behavior.
He was reaching a middle life crisis where without the help of Viagra he couldn't keep it up.
He needed to prove to the world he was virile.
'And I did,' he said, 'with the help of greenbacks.'
It was high time that we changed roles. How about I play perv for a while?
You are more than welcome he said, 'but without cash, I don't think you are going to get very far.'
He was the treasurer after all.
'But despite that fact, your lurid behavior is compromising our missions.'
'What fucking mission,' said Max,' since when was it illegal to be a sex tourist.'
Since Malaysia became a Sharia State, since Indonesia is trying, look at Aceh, and since other countries like Thailand have limited overland visas to two weeks. They don't want us there. They want to keep the women enslaved.
'I know,' said Max, 'sex tourists elevate their status.'
Yes, said Max, 'cash injections already stimulate the economy. That's what the hardliners don't understand, but what they do understand is stealing from the poor and pumping it into their bank accounts and their mistresses' cunts.'
So where to next Sir, I asked.
Surely there was another mission.
'Not many,' said Max, 'not sure if you have been hiding under a rock for the last year, but our President has not only fixed up our economy, he's also fixed up foreign policy.'
The last frontier was for Trump to hand out a vaccine for that Coronavirus, I said.
Nope, said Max, 'not gonna happen. More people die from Dengue than this virus which was spread by the Chinese to stop Hong Kong from making a mockery of them. Only the old and invalid have been dropping dead. Those drones are spraying chemicals, the virus spore.'
Pruning of the population?
'Yep.'
Made perfect sense. Quaranteen cites, euthanase those not contributing to the system.
'Governments have been known to do worse,' said Max.
He was reaching a middle life crisis where without the help of Viagra he couldn't keep it up.
He needed to prove to the world he was virile.
'And I did,' he said, 'with the help of greenbacks.'
It was high time that we changed roles. How about I play perv for a while?
You are more than welcome he said, 'but without cash, I don't think you are going to get very far.'
He was the treasurer after all.
'But despite that fact, your lurid behavior is compromising our missions.'
'What fucking mission,' said Max,' since when was it illegal to be a sex tourist.'
Since Malaysia became a Sharia State, since Indonesia is trying, look at Aceh, and since other countries like Thailand have limited overland visas to two weeks. They don't want us there. They want to keep the women enslaved.
'I know,' said Max, 'sex tourists elevate their status.'
Yes, said Max, 'cash injections already stimulate the economy. That's what the hardliners don't understand, but what they do understand is stealing from the poor and pumping it into their bank accounts and their mistresses' cunts.'
So where to next Sir, I asked.
Surely there was another mission.
'Not many,' said Max, 'not sure if you have been hiding under a rock for the last year, but our President has not only fixed up our economy, he's also fixed up foreign policy.'
The last frontier was for Trump to hand out a vaccine for that Coronavirus, I said.
Nope, said Max, 'not gonna happen. More people die from Dengue than this virus which was spread by the Chinese to stop Hong Kong from making a mockery of them. Only the old and invalid have been dropping dead. Those drones are spraying chemicals, the virus spore.'
Pruning of the population?
'Yep.'
Made perfect sense. Quaranteen cites, euthanase those not contributing to the system.
'Governments have been known to do worse,' said Max.
