'Gift from America,' said Max, to the official, as he pointed at the parked Apache in the middle of the four-lane causeway.
We were natural-born arms smugglers.
'We'd like to show you our appreciation,' said Peter, who told us it was his English name, 'first we'll get you in the best hotel then later, we'll show you real Taiwanese hospitality.'
I had heard that they had bikini contests with see-through costumes.
There were lots going for Taiwan.
'We also have micro bikini dancers,' he said, 'and there will be no problem if Mr. Max wants to play Explore the Nipple.'
Word got around.
'You are our friend for life,' said Peter, who winked, 'so please send Taiwan's regards to your Great President.'
We really got off on a good footing.
I was liking the friendly ways of Taiwan.
'Fucking bigger improvement than Japan,' said Max, who I could see was excited to pick up where he left last at the Hooters bar.
We were natural-born arms smugglers.
'We'd like to show you our appreciation,' said Peter, who told us it was his English name, 'first we'll get you in the best hotel then later, we'll show you real Taiwanese hospitality.'
I had heard that they had bikini contests with see-through costumes.
There were lots going for Taiwan.
'We also have micro bikini dancers,' he said, 'and there will be no problem if Mr. Max wants to play Explore the Nipple.'
Word got around.
'You are our friend for life,' said Peter, who winked, 'so please send Taiwan's regards to your Great President.'
We really got off on a good footing.
I was liking the friendly ways of Taiwan.
'Fucking bigger improvement than Japan,' said Max, who I could see was excited to pick up where he left last at the Hooters bar.
