If Jack and Max could be watching me now, they'd be green around the gills.

Not a word of it is a lie.

Sardinia blew me a kiss then served me a coke.

Her hand brushed against mine.

Tony Fernandez was a man of his word.

And what kinda name is that for an Indian?

 I wasn't fooled for a moment.

'Don't you worry about that,' said the stewardess who was wearing mango flavored lip gloss.

That's what the late and great Johannes Bjelke-Petersen, the Premier of Queensland, use to say.

Then he'd jail you for a parking infringement and Flo, his wife would personally serve you tea and scones in the lock-up.

Before I could say...

'You just shut your mouth,' said the spritely stewardess, who just looked stunning in a tight-fitting red dress that clung for its dear life on every killer curve of a body that ranged in influences from Malay, Chinese to fucking Dutch.  

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