Borneo is a massive island, unbeknown to the other islands, it's stable.
'You mean no earthquakes?' asked Max.
None what so ever.
I said the head hunters wouldn't hear of it.
'You mean they are the guardian spirits of the land?'
I mean if you fuck with the Dyaks, they'll scramble your eggs for breakfast.
Borneo was so relaxed, they'd let Jakarta relocate their capital to their island.
But there were no guarantees that the head hunters wouldn't get worked up with a blood-curdling death cry, looking for Javanese and Madurese blood.
'So you mean they are nice people to live with but just don't cross them?'
Something like that Max.
I had to give it to him, he could ask the right questions, most of the time.
He was as culturally insensitive as a potato peeler, but when the push came to the shove, he'd get it right, one percent of the time.
'What you are leading into? ' asked Max.
I was beating around the bush.
I wanted to take him to my favorite hotel.
'You mean a brothel?'
At last, we were on the same page.
'I"m game,' said the American.
So was I.
It was time to get laid.
'You mean no earthquakes?' asked Max.
None what so ever.
I said the head hunters wouldn't hear of it.
'You mean they are the guardian spirits of the land?'
I mean if you fuck with the Dyaks, they'll scramble your eggs for breakfast.
Borneo was so relaxed, they'd let Jakarta relocate their capital to their island.
But there were no guarantees that the head hunters wouldn't get worked up with a blood-curdling death cry, looking for Javanese and Madurese blood.
'So you mean they are nice people to live with but just don't cross them?'
Something like that Max.
I had to give it to him, he could ask the right questions, most of the time.
He was as culturally insensitive as a potato peeler, but when the push came to the shove, he'd get it right, one percent of the time.
'What you are leading into? ' asked Max.
I was beating around the bush.
I wanted to take him to my favorite hotel.
'You mean a brothel?'
At last, we were on the same page.
'I"m game,' said the American.
So was I.
It was time to get laid.
