Did you see that? I asked Max.
Yes, it's a cart with Paul written on it.
I wondered what they'd sell.
'Mugs with Paul on it,' said Max.
The Chopin Airport couldn't be accused of being boring.
Every second woman was a hot blonde.
I'd always been led to believe by the British that the Polish were a parasitic race taking all their jobs.
What I was seeing was an Aryan race.
It became apparent why Hitler wanted Poland on his acquisition list.
There's a Starbucks, I said to Max, 'and a double expresso is on me.'
We wanted to ease into Warsaw.
It's not like you go to Warsaw every day.
It was the gateway to Eastern Europe.
'Anything else?' asked the blonde bombshell at the counter.
Hadn't I seen her before on Chaturbate?
'Yes, I'm under the user name Heidi's Big Tits.'
I was feeling at home in Poland already.
It's as if I already knew the place.
Heidi winked at me and handed me her private card.
'Call me some time and explore my womanhood.'
These Polish chicks weren't shy.
Another thing the Brits failed to tell me.
Yes, it's a cart with Paul written on it.
I wondered what they'd sell.
'Mugs with Paul on it,' said Max.
The Chopin Airport couldn't be accused of being boring.
Every second woman was a hot blonde.
I'd always been led to believe by the British that the Polish were a parasitic race taking all their jobs.
What I was seeing was an Aryan race.
It became apparent why Hitler wanted Poland on his acquisition list.
There's a Starbucks, I said to Max, 'and a double expresso is on me.'
We wanted to ease into Warsaw.
It's not like you go to Warsaw every day.
It was the gateway to Eastern Europe.
'Anything else?' asked the blonde bombshell at the counter.
Hadn't I seen her before on Chaturbate?
'Yes, I'm under the user name Heidi's Big Tits.'
I was feeling at home in Poland already.
It's as if I already knew the place.
Heidi winked at me and handed me her private card.
'Call me some time and explore my womanhood.'
These Polish chicks weren't shy.
Another thing the Brits failed to tell me.
