Her name was Lucy Roberts.
It was Philipino as they came.
'I've seen you before,' I said, as I showed her a page on my mobile phone opened up to a webcam.
She just pushed my head in between her love folds and ordered another round of San Miguel.
I was really liking this place.
It was a shame I hadn't visited it when I here getting my twenty crowns.
Meanwhile, in Mindanao, the real Mustafa was hatching a plan.
'The fucker killed my decoy.'
His decoy had plastic surgery to look like the worst terrorist floating around Asia.
He was wanted by the FBI.
He had a three million dollar bounty on his head.
And I told Lucy Roberts about him.
'He's one of my highest tipping customers.'
We hatched a plan.
'And you'll get half the reward,' I said.
Lucy Roberts just pulled out one of her udders and forced my lips towards a long and erect nipple.
Then she pulled me by the hair and forced my lips to hers.
It was a tongue duel.
Being a kind and courteous man, I ordered another round, for everyone in the bar.
It was Philipino as they came.
'I've seen you before,' I said, as I showed her a page on my mobile phone opened up to a webcam.
She just pushed my head in between her love folds and ordered another round of San Miguel.
I was really liking this place.
It was a shame I hadn't visited it when I here getting my twenty crowns.
Meanwhile, in Mindanao, the real Mustafa was hatching a plan.
'The fucker killed my decoy.'
His decoy had plastic surgery to look like the worst terrorist floating around Asia.
He was wanted by the FBI.
He had a three million dollar bounty on his head.
And I told Lucy Roberts about him.
'He's one of my highest tipping customers.'
We hatched a plan.
'And you'll get half the reward,' I said.
Lucy Roberts just pulled out one of her udders and forced my lips towards a long and erect nipple.
Then she pulled me by the hair and forced my lips to hers.
It was a tongue duel.
Being a kind and courteous man, I ordered another round, for everyone in the bar.
