I had flown Air Asia for years.
And it's Indian founder, who grafted millions of Malaysian tax dollars to start it up, god knows what dirt he had on the then Prime Minister, who even threw an airport into the deal, to stop him talking, had decided to reward me for my loyalty.
The fact that I had dirt on the airline that went down on a flight from Surabaya to Singapore, helped sway his decision.
He was being your typical Indian and cutting costs.
Air Asia Indonesia hadn't been...
'Shut the fuck up and enjoy your complimentary flight,' was his reply to my blackmail email.
'So long as I get serviced by the hottest stewardesses you can provide.'
I hinted at Air Asia Philipines, they seemed to go the extra mile to cheer up the passengers.
'All I want is to join the mile high club,' then I signed off.
'You'll have that and so much more.'
'What,' I ps-ed, 'is rimming out of the question?'
'We'll even shack you up in one of our hotels, in each of the Asian cities you fly. Remember, Air Asia is footing the bill.'
'Fine, Mr. Fernandez,' I replied, 'but I hope you are footing the whoring cost.'
He didn't reply, so I was taking that as being a yes.
And it's Indian founder, who grafted millions of Malaysian tax dollars to start it up, god knows what dirt he had on the then Prime Minister, who even threw an airport into the deal, to stop him talking, had decided to reward me for my loyalty.
The fact that I had dirt on the airline that went down on a flight from Surabaya to Singapore, helped sway his decision.
He was being your typical Indian and cutting costs.
Air Asia Indonesia hadn't been...
'Shut the fuck up and enjoy your complimentary flight,' was his reply to my blackmail email.
'So long as I get serviced by the hottest stewardesses you can provide.'
I hinted at Air Asia Philipines, they seemed to go the extra mile to cheer up the passengers.
'All I want is to join the mile high club,' then I signed off.
'You'll have that and so much more.'
'What,' I ps-ed, 'is rimming out of the question?'
'We'll even shack you up in one of our hotels, in each of the Asian cities you fly. Remember, Air Asia is footing the bill.'
'Fine, Mr. Fernandez,' I replied, 'but I hope you are footing the whoring cost.'
He didn't reply, so I was taking that as being a yes.
