The ethnic Chinese of Kuching couldn't thank me enough.
'No more Abu Saryff, no more terrorist thugs from West Malaysia.'
They wanted to treat me at an Iban and Dyak longhouse.
'Very special place,' said Eddy, a local businessman in Kuching and a fixer.
What he fixed, I could easily guess.
'If it's big tits you want,' he continued, 'then this whore house is the place.'
He had my attention.
Cindy and Novi and Caramel wanted to come along too.
They always loved checking out big tits, making sure they took the 'Miss Asian Big Tits' title.
'No more Abu Saryff, no more terrorist thugs from West Malaysia.'
They wanted to treat me at an Iban and Dyak longhouse.
'Very special place,' said Eddy, a local businessman in Kuching and a fixer.
What he fixed, I could easily guess.
'If it's big tits you want,' he continued, 'then this whore house is the place.'
He had my attention.
Cindy and Novi and Caramel wanted to come along too.
They always loved checking out big tits, making sure they took the 'Miss Asian Big Tits' title.