Abu Sayyaf gives me the Heebie-jeebies I told Max on the flight from Manila to Jolo, their headquarters on the Southern Philipino island of Sulu.
'I'll show them anxiety,' said Max, who now had a long beard and flowing white robe, 'they'll be dancing the heebie-jeebies once I'm done with them.'
We shouldn't be here.
Really we shouldn't.
I had a long flowing beard, I bought it at the same theatre shop as Max in Manila, and we were going to pose as Mujahideen arms dealers from Pakistan. A bit of boot polish kinda authenticated our look.