Max was also with Jack.
There seemed an emergency.
So what would that be, I asked.
There's a risk that if I keep you here any longer with my assassins, you might lose lots of blood.
What do you mean, I asked Jack. We were brothers after all and he had to come clean.
'They are bloodsuckers.'
What the fuck.
'First they such your cum, then they suck your blood.'
That made perfect sense, I said.
'So what's going down?' I asked.
'We have an emergency,' said Max who shepherded me and Frank to the helicopter. If fucking actors could own their own 747's Jack thought the least he could do was own his own fucking helicopter.
This sounds like excitement, not a fucking emergency, I said, as I followed the boys and jumped in.
I was really up for a helicopter ride.
'This one can travel 500 kilometers without refueling,' said Jack, who jumped in the pilot seat.
We'd be traversing over the backbone of Java and I had a pretty good idea where we'd land.
'That's right,' said Max, 'Jogjakarta, we got a cleanup mission but after that, I'll show you the slum whore houses.'
This was really getting interesting, I said, as Max handed me a Magnum with spare ammunition.
'And how the fuck am I suppose to use this,' I eventually asked, as Jack reached enough elevation for us to see the village of sweet-smelling water and the gorgeous whores by the pool who were waving at us.
I didn't see Cindy or Novi, though.
"They are taking a plane,' said Jack, which he said is just about to take off at his private landing strip.'
Then Max handed me his smartphone.
'Watch this,' he said.
It was a video on some video sharing site that instructed first-time users on how to use a Magnum gun.
Well fuck a duck, I thought. I was just glad Cindy and Novi were following.
They had real bazookas that could deflect any bullets.
I was depending on them to use their most deadly and effective weapons...
'Their gorgeous tits you mean,' said Jack, who skirted around the rim of Mt. Ijin. Below, in the cauldron, we could see miners collecting sulfur rock.
'Next volcano is Bromo,' said Max, who was tracking our flight on the onboard screen, 'then it's a hop skip and a jump to Jogjakarta, where I hear the women are the most accommodating in the world.'
I'd heard similar rumors.
'Fuck the mission, ' I said, 'lets head straight to the cat house.'
'Now that you mentioned it,' said his brother, 'that's where the mission is.'
There seemed an emergency.
So what would that be, I asked.
There's a risk that if I keep you here any longer with my assassins, you might lose lots of blood.
What do you mean, I asked Jack. We were brothers after all and he had to come clean.
'They are bloodsuckers.'
What the fuck.
'First they such your cum, then they suck your blood.'
That made perfect sense, I said.
'So what's going down?' I asked.
'We have an emergency,' said Max who shepherded me and Frank to the helicopter. If fucking actors could own their own 747's Jack thought the least he could do was own his own fucking helicopter.
This sounds like excitement, not a fucking emergency, I said, as I followed the boys and jumped in.
I was really up for a helicopter ride.
'This one can travel 500 kilometers without refueling,' said Jack, who jumped in the pilot seat.
We'd be traversing over the backbone of Java and I had a pretty good idea where we'd land.
'That's right,' said Max, 'Jogjakarta, we got a cleanup mission but after that, I'll show you the slum whore houses.'
This was really getting interesting, I said, as Max handed me a Magnum with spare ammunition.
'And how the fuck am I suppose to use this,' I eventually asked, as Jack reached enough elevation for us to see the village of sweet-smelling water and the gorgeous whores by the pool who were waving at us.
I didn't see Cindy or Novi, though.
"They are taking a plane,' said Jack, which he said is just about to take off at his private landing strip.'
Then Max handed me his smartphone.
'Watch this,' he said.
It was a video on some video sharing site that instructed first-time users on how to use a Magnum gun.
Well fuck a duck, I thought. I was just glad Cindy and Novi were following.
They had real bazookas that could deflect any bullets.
I was depending on them to use their most deadly and effective weapons...
'Their gorgeous tits you mean,' said Jack, who skirted around the rim of Mt. Ijin. Below, in the cauldron, we could see miners collecting sulfur rock.
'Next volcano is Bromo,' said Max, who was tracking our flight on the onboard screen, 'then it's a hop skip and a jump to Jogjakarta, where I hear the women are the most accommodating in the world.'
I'd heard similar rumors.
'Fuck the mission, ' I said, 'lets head straight to the cat house.'
'Now that you mentioned it,' said his brother, 'that's where the mission is.'
