I’m on the road to nowhere.

Huh.

Talking Heads.

They sounded cool in the 80s and sound cool now.

I don’t know where I’m going.

I’m a traveler. I don’t need to know where I’m traveling.

I need to read the  latest Jake Needham book.

Internet is hit and miss on the coastal road.

I’m parked in the middle of no where.

And decide to do a fictious interview.

Sure, I was under the spell of the desert.

The usual laws of human nature don’t work here.

You can hit a kangaroo at 80 miles.

And still get away with it.

If it was a pet dog in the city, they’d lynch and feather you and then dip you in tar, then put a tyre around you, and ignite it.

Not in the desert.

The poor roo made a mess of my car.

Well I thought.

It was a dumb fucker and hopped away.

The only sign that I hit a roo was its hair and a pulp of flesh on the bullbar.

I got ten points for hitting it.

Another ten if I killed it.

I skidded to a stop and decided to do my interview with Jake.

It went really well.

I recorded it on my Windows netbook.

The file wasn’t compatible with Youtube.

So I couldn’t even upload it.

It was a real effort about the virtues of Jake’s books.

I’m always reading them when I’m the road.

And I suppose that’s what counted, right?

But the road was waiting for me. I had miles, more of them, to cover tonight, before I stopped fifty clicks before Carnarvon, the town with the tracking station, used to track the lunar landing.

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