We paddled a raft into the Mediterranean.
The frogs didn't want us.
Our money was dirty for them.
'And you need a fucking shower,' said Max, to the leader of the Utopia.
If we kept on paddling, we might land on the shores of Algeria in a couple of days.
The dirty fucking racist French I thought, as I paddled hard.
We were both getting blisters on our hands.
But we were resolved.
'Fuck this,' said Max, who signaled the CIA helicopter that was moored at Malta.
Ten minutes later, a harness was dropped and pulled us up.
'The world is our oyster now,' said Max who overrode the autopilot in the pilot's seat.
I really wanted to experience some Muslim hospitality.
Lets hit the seaside resort of El-Shag-a-while, I said to Max.
'Yes sir,' he said.
A mission was brewing.
Besides, I wasn't into playing a Jim Carrey character in some dysfunctional society that got their rocks off watching someone take a crap.
The frogs didn't want us.
Our money was dirty for them.
'And you need a fucking shower,' said Max, to the leader of the Utopia.
If we kept on paddling, we might land on the shores of Algeria in a couple of days.
The dirty fucking racist French I thought, as I paddled hard.
We were both getting blisters on our hands.
But we were resolved.
'Fuck this,' said Max, who signaled the CIA helicopter that was moored at Malta.
Ten minutes later, a harness was dropped and pulled us up.
'The world is our oyster now,' said Max who overrode the autopilot in the pilot's seat.
I really wanted to experience some Muslim hospitality.
Lets hit the seaside resort of El-Shag-a-while, I said to Max.
'Yes sir,' he said.
A mission was brewing.
Besides, I wasn't into playing a Jim Carrey character in some dysfunctional society that got their rocks off watching someone take a crap.
