We got caught in a storm over the Bermuda Triangle.
'Don't try outflying it,' I said to Max, as I took control of the jet.
A tornado was drawing us in.
'And in we come baby,' I said.
Max had faith in me.
He knew I had a subscription to Netflix and watched these kinds of movies.
'You won't see this place marked on a map,' I said to Max, 'it's eternally shrouded by storms.'
'You mean we'll get wet every day?'
Good question Max, I said, as I ejected us from the cockpit.
We drifted slowly down to a volcanic island that reminded me of East Java.
The parachute was directed by a jet pack that was part of the seat we were ejected with.
'As to the weather,' I said to Max, 'you'll find it balmy, tropical and full of big titted natives.'
The great nineteenth-century writers had written about this island.
They wrote about the natives who were untarnished by the modern trappings of the industrial revolution.
'You mean they took a bath every day and washed their assoles after taking a shit?'
That's exactly what I meant, Max, I said as we gracefully landed on a white sandy beach lined with banana, papaya, and coconut trees.
'Don't try outflying it,' I said to Max, as I took control of the jet.
A tornado was drawing us in.
'And in we come baby,' I said.
Max had faith in me.
He knew I had a subscription to Netflix and watched these kinds of movies.
'You won't see this place marked on a map,' I said to Max, 'it's eternally shrouded by storms.'
'You mean we'll get wet every day?'
Good question Max, I said, as I ejected us from the cockpit.
We drifted slowly down to a volcanic island that reminded me of East Java.
The parachute was directed by a jet pack that was part of the seat we were ejected with.
'As to the weather,' I said to Max, 'you'll find it balmy, tropical and full of big titted natives.'
The great nineteenth-century writers had written about this island.
They wrote about the natives who were untarnished by the modern trappings of the industrial revolution.
'You mean they took a bath every day and washed their assoles after taking a shit?'
That's exactly what I meant, Max, I said as we gracefully landed on a white sandy beach lined with banana, papaya, and coconut trees.
