So much for safe sex.

A condom wasn't going to save me from the shot to the neck with dirty oil.

'Thanks Max.'

He might be a tough boss but his heart is in the right place.

'You can never be too vigilant,' said Max.

The lecture on letting down my guards stopped there.

'If you aren't learning, then you aren't living.'

Now that was inspirational.

What the fuck were we doing in Shanghai?

'Don't know,' said Max, who said to jump into the  chartered jet, 'but we are heading out of this joint.'

I knew where he was going to take me.

It was my spiritual heartland.

It was the land of Megan and big tits.

'Thought that would get your attention,' said Max, who was piloting the Gulf Stream. We were both enjoying a Johnny Walker on the rocks.

This was the best job ever.

I just wish I had have applied earlier.

'We applied for you,' said Max, 'besides, Langley doesn't hire boys green behind the ears.'

I had a lot of wax accumulating inside my ears.

'Enough of that shit,' said Max, who taxied down the runway.

Guiyang had to be a treasure trove of tits.

'That's why we are here,' said Max, who said our first port of call was the dirty part of town. 

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