The Abu Shit Heads were at it again.

'Have no fear, Max is here,' said Max.

They really wanted my blood.

'Honey tells us you fucked her for hours,' said one insurgent, carrying a high caliber rifle. 'And the worse part, she said she enjoyed it.'

Max dialed Cubic Bay.

The boys had been preparing it since the Corona Virus began.

China needed to be met with equal force in the South China Sea and America was heavily fortifying its bases in the Philipines.

Ten other insurgents started getting heavy and pinching boobs.

This was just not on.

Five minutes later, the US marines barged into the party with a spray of bullets.

'We owe you big time,' I said to the boys, adding, 'Langley will be getting a flowery report about how clean you boys have been.'

I said for the boys to clean up the mess,  the bodies were fed to the chickens out the back, and to enjoy the night, as I was covering the tab.

'You mean Langley,' said Max, who raised an eyebrow.

Of course, of course, I said as I earnestly played nose dive into massive breasts.

They were swelling, getting bigger.

Was she getting excited?

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