We paraglided into Riga.
I'm told it's the capital of Latvia but you are forgiven for not knowing.
Our gliders were motor powered.
I don't even think Riga had an airport.
And if they did, they had no trained traffic operators or radar. You really couldn't make excuses for this poor excuse of a Baltic state.
'You are being a bit harsh,' said Max, who was looking up his guidebook.
The fact that we paraglided down the main street made us very obvious.
And what happened next, I'll never forget.
The fabled Blonde Brigade, dressed up as Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, started running towards us.
Fifteen of the horniest bitches on the planet.
'We have been waiting for you,' said one of them.
Was this going to be a Finland all over again?
As far they knew, and they got their news from short wave radio, every male on the planet had been wiped out.
We for one weren't going to tell them otherwise.
I'm told it's the capital of Latvia but you are forgiven for not knowing.
Our gliders were motor powered.
I don't even think Riga had an airport.
And if they did, they had no trained traffic operators or radar. You really couldn't make excuses for this poor excuse of a Baltic state.
'You are being a bit harsh,' said Max, who was looking up his guidebook.
The fact that we paraglided down the main street made us very obvious.
And what happened next, I'll never forget.
The fabled Blonde Brigade, dressed up as Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, started running towards us.
Fifteen of the horniest bitches on the planet.
'We have been waiting for you,' said one of them.
Was this going to be a Finland all over again?
As far they knew, and they got their news from short wave radio, every male on the planet had been wiped out.
We for one weren't going to tell them otherwise.
