Max and I needed to get out of here.
They were draining our life forces.
I suspected they were sent by Putin to water down Big Tit Inc.
I'd have to thank Putin for that later.
The Ukraine wasn't far away.
We jumped into our glider and headed due East.
We were heading for Chernobyl.
I had heard rumors that it was now occupied by mutants.
'Their tits are bigger and their vaginas are tighter,' said Max, who was dipping into his guide book courtesy of the CIA (remember, you couldn't just download this from Amazon).
I wonder what other body parts were mutated in the meltdown.
'We are about to find out,' said Max, who prepared for landing on a side road that ran adjacent to the capped nuclear reactor.
They were draining our life forces.
I suspected they were sent by Putin to water down Big Tit Inc.
I'd have to thank Putin for that later.
The Ukraine wasn't far away.
We jumped into our glider and headed due East.
We were heading for Chernobyl.
I had heard rumors that it was now occupied by mutants.
'Their tits are bigger and their vaginas are tighter,' said Max, who was dipping into his guide book courtesy of the CIA (remember, you couldn't just download this from Amazon).
I wonder what other body parts were mutated in the meltdown.
'We are about to find out,' said Max, who prepared for landing on a side road that ran adjacent to the capped nuclear reactor.
