Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania, we didn't bother checking them on the map.
Even the President of the US had no time for them.
Ukraine, yeah it was easy enough to remember.
But we were heading to these wannabe Scandinavian failed states.
If you can't produce a Saab, IKEA, or an Ericsson, then you didn't deserve to be marked out as an industrious drunken race of sex-crazed nymphomaniacs.
'Don't speak too soon,' said Max who was consulting his guide book.
'Says they are fucking gorgeous and the only reason they haven't graced the covers of Playboy and Penthouse is that no one can go in or out these countries.'
I had to give it to Max, he was really up on his history and current events.
Even the President of the US had no time for them.
Ukraine, yeah it was easy enough to remember.
But we were heading to these wannabe Scandinavian failed states.
If you can't produce a Saab, IKEA, or an Ericsson, then you didn't deserve to be marked out as an industrious drunken race of sex-crazed nymphomaniacs.
'Don't speak too soon,' said Max who was consulting his guide book.
'Says they are fucking gorgeous and the only reason they haven't graced the covers of Playboy and Penthouse is that no one can go in or out these countries.'
I had to give it to Max, he was really up on his history and current events.
