We needed hookers.

They were hungry in Batam.

The Singaporeans just didn't like paying good dollar for the whores.

Now Malaysia, it was every Indonesian's wet dream to work in this predominately Muslim country.

The dirty weekends on the volatile Thai-Malay border were becoming just too dangerous.

Not only were their husbands bringing back AIDS, they were also leaving many Malay women widows.

'It's a good time to open shop,' said Max, who was backing the whole enterprise.

The Indonesian hookers were mostly housewives with two kids to feed and a drunk husband to support.

They would work for three weeks and return back to their kampongs.

'I couldn't agree more,' I said to Max, 'it's very rare to get any kind of STD from them.'

'Talking from experience?'

Is the pope catholic?

Max was enamored with the whole idea.

'We'll have ears on the ground,' I said if he wasn't convinced, 'and we'll find out if there are any planned terrorist attacks long before they happen.'

Langley signed on the dotted line and told us 'to proceed, with haste.' 

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