The DJ just came from nowhere.
Some say he was from Newcastle, others said he was a hermit crab that manifested into a Prophet when it suited him.
He was wearing a hard hat.
A fucking hard hat.
The Vault was kicking.
The cream of Kuala Lumper had converged at the cemetery tonight.
Even Najib made an appearance.
I spoke to his wife while he shot off to one of the graves.
Even ex-PM's need to be treated kind and courteous.
Back back to the beats.
'I was fingered by god.'
I had the disco girls flown from Jakarta, their specialty was looking pretty and dancing seductively.
The punters bought more beers that way.
And you know what the dancers did then?
They were not fingered by god but each other.
This DJ has some demonic skills.
He was in his seventies and looked every year of it.
The chemicals had been kind to him.
Then he started talking about Akmid the camel herder.
The Sultan of Johor said it was just despicable, 'but I fucking love it.'
I swear someone had laced his booze with Ecstacy.
Some say he was from Newcastle, others said he was a hermit crab that manifested into a Prophet when it suited him.
He was wearing a hard hat.
A fucking hard hat.
The Vault was kicking.
The cream of Kuala Lumper had converged at the cemetery tonight.
Even Najib made an appearance.
I spoke to his wife while he shot off to one of the graves.
Even ex-PM's need to be treated kind and courteous.
Back back to the beats.
'I was fingered by god.'
I had the disco girls flown from Jakarta, their specialty was looking pretty and dancing seductively.
The punters bought more beers that way.
And you know what the dancers did then?
They were not fingered by god but each other.
This DJ has some demonic skills.
He was in his seventies and looked every year of it.
The chemicals had been kind to him.
Then he started talking about Akmid the camel herder.
The Sultan of Johor said it was just despicable, 'but I fucking love it.'
I swear someone had laced his booze with Ecstacy.
