The opening night was heralded by spotlights.
The moths came.
Even the Sultan of Johor accepted our invitation.
And the Sultan of Kuala Lumper gave our grand opening the endorsement it needed by breaking in Cindy on a tombstone that dated back two centuries.
'That was my great grandfather,' he said, very pleased.
I didn't need to go into how his great grandfather was the Sultan with syphilis who ran amuck and killed 200 of his underlings.
Cindy spread her legs and let the Sultan have his wicked ways.
'Ah, fucking under the stars, nothing beats it,' said Sultan Sultana, who had a sycophant of followers around him, mostly old cronies from Mahathir's political party.
'You mean that Mahathir,' said the sultanate, who pointed at an old guy fucking Candy.
The night started off gloriously.
The moths came.
Even the Sultan of Johor accepted our invitation.
And the Sultan of Kuala Lumper gave our grand opening the endorsement it needed by breaking in Cindy on a tombstone that dated back two centuries.
'That was my great grandfather,' he said, very pleased.
I didn't need to go into how his great grandfather was the Sultan with syphilis who ran amuck and killed 200 of his underlings.
Cindy spread her legs and let the Sultan have his wicked ways.
'Ah, fucking under the stars, nothing beats it,' said Sultan Sultana, who had a sycophant of followers around him, mostly old cronies from Mahathir's political party.
'You mean that Mahathir,' said the sultanate, who pointed at an old guy fucking Candy.
The night started off gloriously.
