The pirates just gave us a wide berth.
They didn't see any money in a boat that was nearly falling apart.
The makeup artist we hired made us look like local Malay fisherman.
We both had dirty little goatees and our hands were calloused from hard work.
'That should fool the fuckers,' said Max, as we putted into the harbor.
I had a few fish which I was going to sell at the pier.
They were in my hand and kicking.
'More like fucking sardines,' said Max, who kicked at the can beside my feet. 'Fucking sardines in tomato sauce.'
I had heard that Warren Rodwell was holed up on the island and had a ransom on his head for two million dollars.
'That joker who was building a house in Southern Mindanao?'
That's right Max, I said, as I tied the boat up to the pier.
It was dead quiet, mosque day, a Friday and we wouldn't be finding any resistance today.
'He was only paying his workers four bucks a day to build his house,' I continued.
'Serves the fucker right,' said Max, who had no time for terrorists, 'but I also have no time for fucking tightwads who exploit the low wages of Third Word shit holes by paying under the award rate.'
They didn't see any money in a boat that was nearly falling apart.
The makeup artist we hired made us look like local Malay fisherman.
We both had dirty little goatees and our hands were calloused from hard work.
'That should fool the fuckers,' said Max, as we putted into the harbor.
I had a few fish which I was going to sell at the pier.
They were in my hand and kicking.
'More like fucking sardines,' said Max, who kicked at the can beside my feet. 'Fucking sardines in tomato sauce.'
I had heard that Warren Rodwell was holed up on the island and had a ransom on his head for two million dollars.
'That joker who was building a house in Southern Mindanao?'
That's right Max, I said, as I tied the boat up to the pier.
It was dead quiet, mosque day, a Friday and we wouldn't be finding any resistance today.
'He was only paying his workers four bucks a day to build his house,' I continued.
'Serves the fucker right,' said Max, who had no time for terrorists, 'but I also have no time for fucking tightwads who exploit the low wages of Third Word shit holes by paying under the award rate.'
