Did I really want to go on a solo mission?

'No you don't,' said Candice.

She was pretty perceptive about that.

'And another thing,' she said, 'I've fucked every Abu Sayaff guard.'

So she had access to them.

'And she could eliminate the threat,' said Max.

'What threat,' said Jack, 'they are a bunch of amateurs.'

It was pretty fashionable naming yourself after a terrorist group these days, particularly with the Muslim youth.

'Yeah,' I said,  in agreement, 'who didn't want to punch the shit out of anyone after seeing Rocky.'

'Did you do that?' asked Jack.

'Gave you the biggest hiding of your life,' I replied.

And Candice did a little jig, running up and down on the spot.

If she was trying to arouse me...

Too late, she had dragged me around the corner, past the rats, pimps and hookers and we both fucked like rabbits at the Indian short time hotel.

Now that I could think clearly, I told her I think I had a plan. 

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