Come on Max, let's check out some local culture.
Ghost hunting was particularly popular.
The deal is this, find a channel, who can walk you into the afterlife.
Its the junction between life and death that yields the best rewards.
Look for the light between the trees.
Preferably next to a river.
Ghosts liked to run on currents.
They use mosquitos as their vehicle.
If they wanted you dead, they'd either infect you with Dengue or Malaria or both.
If you survived either or both of these tropical diseases, the greater the chances the ghosts would haunt you, trying their dam best to scare you to death.
'Well they are fucked,' I said, 'I've had Hep C and I'm still going strong.'
'Except for a few aches and pains,' said Max, who admitted to having arthritis.
'Welcome to my world,' I said, introducing him to Abdul, our guide tonight.
I was also interested in the seductress, the banana ghost, who could manifest as real human flesh.
'You mean she can take on a life form.'
Yes, I said, but preferably not a goat.
Ghost hunting was particularly popular.
The deal is this, find a channel, who can walk you into the afterlife.
Its the junction between life and death that yields the best rewards.
Look for the light between the trees.
Preferably next to a river.
Ghosts liked to run on currents.
They use mosquitos as their vehicle.
If they wanted you dead, they'd either infect you with Dengue or Malaria or both.
If you survived either or both of these tropical diseases, the greater the chances the ghosts would haunt you, trying their dam best to scare you to death.
'Well they are fucked,' I said, 'I've had Hep C and I'm still going strong.'
'Except for a few aches and pains,' said Max, who admitted to having arthritis.
'Welcome to my world,' I said, introducing him to Abdul, our guide tonight.
I was also interested in the seductress, the banana ghost, who could manifest as real human flesh.
'You mean she can take on a life form.'
Yes, I said, but preferably not a goat.
