While I went in stealth mode, Simon the hairdresser just openly filmed with his big camera.
He could have done exploratory surgery with that long lens.
He said he made his money from hairdressing and had retired at 32.
'I'm only 33 now.'
You only sell cocaine to retire that early.
Who was I to judge?
Simon was filming the action.
Whores with their legs spread.
Punters with their tongues probing.
'Can you do that again,' Simon would ask, making sure he had the perfect angle with the right lighting. He was even carrying his own light source.
'You can't film me,' said one Old Timer.
'I can do what I want,' said Simon, who handed him a card and said if he ever needed a hair cut, 'to call me.'
He had a way with people.
He disarmed them so well with his carefree outlook on life.
And I was told, that Simon was the most popular Youtuber for that reason.
'What reason,' he asked.
For going in deep.
'Yeah, from my perspective, I'm counting the pubes.'
You don't get great ratings for being passive, that's what I learned on this photo shoot.
He could have done exploratory surgery with that long lens.
He said he made his money from hairdressing and had retired at 32.
'I'm only 33 now.'
You only sell cocaine to retire that early.
Who was I to judge?
Simon was filming the action.
Whores with their legs spread.
Punters with their tongues probing.
'Can you do that again,' Simon would ask, making sure he had the perfect angle with the right lighting. He was even carrying his own light source.
'You can't film me,' said one Old Timer.
'I can do what I want,' said Simon, who handed him a card and said if he ever needed a hair cut, 'to call me.'
He had a way with people.
He disarmed them so well with his carefree outlook on life.
And I was told, that Simon was the most popular Youtuber for that reason.
'What reason,' he asked.
For going in deep.
'Yeah, from my perspective, I'm counting the pubes.'
You don't get great ratings for being passive, that's what I learned on this photo shoot.
