It was a fucking movie shoot down here.
We had the crowd on our side.
I quickly called my buddy at ESPN and he said they'd slot in the live coverage on their cable channel, a potential audience of one billion beer drinking fat slobs.
I couldn't have asked for a better debut in the film industry.
'But make sure it's sleazy, lots of tit flashing.'
Ronny and I went way back, having hung out in the whore houses of Asia.
'Sleaze sells,' he'd tell me.
It came at a price, too, I replied, having sold my house in the west to fund a ten-year whoring vacation in Asia.
'Shit, you little bitch.'
It was Megan. Her Chinese English was almost comical, but her massive tits were desirous.
'Well fuck you slut,' replied Rebecca, who looked sensational in her outfit. For good measure, she spat in Megan's eyes.
This was Babe Watch, but the version that everyone wanted to watch.
Who cared about tame Valley Girls complaining about their coffee?
Me for one, actually, only cared about their big bazookas.
'And I don't fucking care either,' said Rebecca, who was now dancing massive breast to massive breast with Megan.
I had on my referee outfit and the drone was taking footage all over the place.
I had Frank on the other end, in Baiyan, operating it remotely.
We had the crowd on our side.
I quickly called my buddy at ESPN and he said they'd slot in the live coverage on their cable channel, a potential audience of one billion beer drinking fat slobs.
I couldn't have asked for a better debut in the film industry.
'But make sure it's sleazy, lots of tit flashing.'
Ronny and I went way back, having hung out in the whore houses of Asia.
'Sleaze sells,' he'd tell me.
It came at a price, too, I replied, having sold my house in the west to fund a ten-year whoring vacation in Asia.
'Shit, you little bitch.'
It was Megan. Her Chinese English was almost comical, but her massive tits were desirous.
'Well fuck you slut,' replied Rebecca, who looked sensational in her outfit. For good measure, she spat in Megan's eyes.
This was Babe Watch, but the version that everyone wanted to watch.
Who cared about tame Valley Girls complaining about their coffee?
Me for one, actually, only cared about their big bazookas.
'And I don't fucking care either,' said Rebecca, who was now dancing massive breast to massive breast with Megan.
I had on my referee outfit and the drone was taking footage all over the place.
I had Frank on the other end, in Baiyan, operating it remotely.
