I pulled up a 30-second soundtrack from Finding Nemo and put the volume on high.

Frank and Max were the first into the crystal clear water.

'I'm having fish tonight.'

God bless Brucey the Shark.

Apparently, an insider tip, this got the girls into a ravenous orgiastic frenzy.

They were meat-eaters.

And liked nothing than greeting the intrepid traveler with the most wonderful underwater blow job.

They came in swarms, swimming like big titted mermaids.

And weren't the girls of Titica graceful in the water?

Instead of seeing a shark fin, it was a pair of the most amazing boobs that were keeping them buoyant.

Meagan and Rebecca were heavyweights, but they weren't weaned on a fish diet.

One too many cokes or a donut all contributed to the 'Big Sag'.

What was tugging at me below the water?

She was ducking and diving and sucking.

Had we really reached Titty Heaven?

'I'm having fish tonight.'

Turn that shit off, I eventually told Max.

We were losing our life forces and we hadn't even been greeted on the beach with a welcome drink.


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