We weren't in Havana to smoke the cigars or admire the colorful buildings.
If I wanted color, I would have chucked on a DVD of Debbie Does Dallas.
You could only buy white bread.
Fucked if I was going to wait an hour in line for white bread.
I had a feeling that this place was overrated.
The only thing going for it was the sun.
'Can't you at least open up the envelope and see what the mission is.'
Ok, I said to Max.
'April fools day, you're fucked.'
Jack was childish in many ways and he added, 'if you want to see the Bay of Pigs, I hear they have nice murals.' Inside the envelope were a few pesos.
It looked like we were stuck, stuck in Havana.
Florida, I was told, wasn't far away.
'Only a few hours boat ride,' said Max.
He got off the phone, he was texting, a taxi arrived and five minutes later, we were at a jetty where the CIA Monster Boat was waiting for us.
'Half an hour, and we'll be in Daytona fucking the college girls.'
I had heard about Daytona and now that we had the boat, why not just cruise onto Mexico.
'Veracruz ain't far from here,'I said.
'Nor is Honduras.'
I could feel the arribbas and andales building up in my pants.
It was a deal, Honduras, The Caribean, here we come!!
If I wanted color, I would have chucked on a DVD of Debbie Does Dallas.
You could only buy white bread.
Fucked if I was going to wait an hour in line for white bread.
I had a feeling that this place was overrated.
The only thing going for it was the sun.
'Can't you at least open up the envelope and see what the mission is.'
Ok, I said to Max.
'April fools day, you're fucked.'
Jack was childish in many ways and he added, 'if you want to see the Bay of Pigs, I hear they have nice murals.' Inside the envelope were a few pesos.
It looked like we were stuck, stuck in Havana.
Florida, I was told, wasn't far away.
'Only a few hours boat ride,' said Max.
He got off the phone, he was texting, a taxi arrived and five minutes later, we were at a jetty where the CIA Monster Boat was waiting for us.
'Half an hour, and we'll be in Daytona fucking the college girls.'
I had heard about Daytona and now that we had the boat, why not just cruise onto Mexico.
'Veracruz ain't far from here,'I said.
'Nor is Honduras.'
I could feel the arribbas and andales building up in my pants.
It was a deal, Honduras, The Caribean, here we come!!
