Jack called from HQ in East Java.
I was waiting for this.
'Your holiday is over, sunshine,' he said.
Max pressed a button at the back of Hanna's head and her lap dancing stopped.
I did the same to Cindy and she stopped gyrating.
Max pulled out his phone and reprogrammed the robots who automatically went into waitress mode.
'Seems to be a kink in the system,' said Max, 'for some reason 'The Stripper Mode' was overriding their waitress mode.'
'Are you there,' yelled Jack.
Yes, of course we are.
'Well get your arses to the airport, got two tickets for you to go to..'
'...South America.'
I was hoping, beyond hope.
'Nope,' says Jack,' how about Cuba?'
It was a good start, there were flights to Colombia from there.
'You'll get instructions once you land in Havana.'
Sounded a plan, now how about a quick drink at that stripper bar you were telling me about, I said to Max, who winked.
Eventually, we got on that Delta flight and before you could say Jack Robinson, the plane landed on the tarmac of balmy Cuba.
I was waiting for this.
'Your holiday is over, sunshine,' he said.
Max pressed a button at the back of Hanna's head and her lap dancing stopped.
I did the same to Cindy and she stopped gyrating.
Max pulled out his phone and reprogrammed the robots who automatically went into waitress mode.
'Seems to be a kink in the system,' said Max, 'for some reason 'The Stripper Mode' was overriding their waitress mode.'
'Are you there,' yelled Jack.
Yes, of course we are.
'Well get your arses to the airport, got two tickets for you to go to..'
'...South America.'
I was hoping, beyond hope.
'Nope,' says Jack,' how about Cuba?'
It was a good start, there were flights to Colombia from there.
'You'll get instructions once you land in Havana.'
Sounded a plan, now how about a quick drink at that stripper bar you were telling me about, I said to Max, who winked.
Eventually, we got on that Delta flight and before you could say Jack Robinson, the plane landed on the tarmac of balmy Cuba.
